GREG'S NEW SCRAPER!!!
Greg has not had an ice scraper for a while because he somehow lost his last winter. At the time, the stores had started to stock shamrocks and Easter baskets and all that spring merchandise we all need in spite of the fact that there is an inch of ice on our cars every evening when we leave to come home from work.
Today we went to TSC to buy bird seed and to check on a heated bird bath that my dad wants to dis-assemble to make something for the heat pump and such. And they had ICE SCRAPERS!
The ice scrapers started at 89 cents and went up to $18. Greg really took a liking to this extensible, ice chipping, show brushing, frost removing model that adjusts to three angles for the perfect leverage. Even though this was one of the more expensive models, we decided it was the one he needed. Isn't it impressive?
I told Greg that he would be the envy of all the other guys with this scraper. It won't matter that he wears lavender shirts and bow ties. Everyone now knows that he is a manly man with an ice scraper like that!!! Of course, I already knew he was a manly man. He respects my girlie qualities, and I certainly respect his manly ones.
Once again, the bold blue text of this post is to commemorate the manliness of Greg's new ice scraper which incidentally came only in blue. For some reason there weren't any pink ones . . . I don't understand it . . . .
1 comment:
Very manly indeed! I lost my small, purple ice scraper this year and Craig bought me a new one this week - just like Greg's.
The funny thing is, when he gave it to me I thought "UGH, this is a MAN'S scraper"!
Must be genetic....
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