Why I want to live at the beach:

Shoes are not required.  They're not even important.

 

Hats, however, ARE required.  Sunglasses are preferred.

 

Everyone enjoys the beach, the sand, the breeze, the sound of the waves.

Weeds are pretty at the beach.  It's called "naturalized."

There are always boats nearby when you are at the beach.  And that means you can go out on the water and see the world from a whole different angle.